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| Have any of these people heard of Google? Jesus Christ, I've long since accepted the fact that most people on the net are borderline retarded, but come on! Just most recently; "How to play ping pong?" came up as a question, as did "CAN ANY ONE SUGGEST ME THE COACHING CENTERS FOR GMAT IN HYDERABAD..". Pick up a ******* yellow pages, or better yet, GOOGLE IT Anyone else pissed off about these ***** taking up my valuable yahoo space with pointless **** or is it just me? |
| *gasp* SHHHH! My god, man! If these people discover that Google exists, Yahoo! Answers will shrivel up and die within days! Some of us need the slight ego boost from the feeling of having made these "speshul" people's lives a little easier with minimal effort. :) |
| Someone spit on me, is this a suitable revenge? Right, One of my best mates lives next to some right bastards, they make it first priority to upset us. Because we are, as they say, "Grundgers" One of the ***** (about 9, little girl) Spat on my SLIPKNOT shirt. I couldn't hurt her but her mum was there, I know her mum won't do ****. So I'm pissing in a can and all over the front door it goes. One more thing happens and im posting turd. Sound suitable? |
| To be honest my friend this family are obviously very immature & unwelcoming to anyone with different life-styles or appearances in the world, therefore they are not worth your time. the mother is obviously not a mature or rational person, because no one with any respect or maturity would let their guys spit on someone or something literally because of what it represents. Urinating in a can and tipping it on their front door or posting feces to them is stooping down to their level and making you as bad as them, the best thing to do is: -Get a notebook -Label it: Harassment file -Enter all harassment & trouble you and your friends get from this family -Take it to the police if this continues. |
| Neighbours SCREAMING KIDS NEXT DOOR!? I'm on the verge of having a f*cking breakdown. We've had new neighbours move in a few weeks ago and they have a young boy who is about 5-6 because he's going to school and a younger daughter who's gotta be about 2-3 and all they do is ******* SCREAM! i mean at like 7am-6pm there will be constant ******* screaming in the garden, i actually see the little girl just standing in the middle of the garden screaming for no ******* reason and its not as if im lazy sleeping in all day but when you've got a hangover or came in from working nights its a total ******* joke, i'm seriously thinking of investing in a ******* BB gun and shooting the *****! The parents seem to do **** all, all the dad does is smoke weed and the mother sits there stroking their pissing rabbit! WHAT CAN I DO? P.S i didn't really know where to stick this so i just put it in P&S because thats where everyone is. |
| Call the cops, repeatedly! They are disturbing the peace. If you prefer, buy an air horn, one that can be refilled from an air station or your own air compressor. With each scream, point and blast. You'll help condition these guys to STFU. |
| Ramadan Now if the word Muslim was replaced? With any other follower of a faith ie Jew, Catholic or an ethnic group Black, Hispanic etc it would be hate speech right? So why is it Cassius and others like her feel it acceptable to be so violent and hate filled towards Muslims? Yet if it was I saying it about say, ''Americans'' in general, Islam and my being a Muslim would be blamed as the issue and not my own ignorance and bigotry? Cassius ''If more people are fed lies and brainwashed by these muslims then yes they will probably take over the usa. But a lot of people aren't going to be happy with that. What makes america, america, is that it's a free country. And those f.u.c.k.e.n muslims want to impose sharia law on us. They even said it themselves, look at that bastard up there ^^^. And even if this does happen, like I said many, many people will not be happy with it at all, and I bet there will be riots and assassinations of muslims who hold high positions. ****** *** man this pisses me off so ****** much. Im tired of these *****. Ill kill them myself. Yeah report this answer you damn stinken muslims.'' Wow nuff said... |
| Ignore bigots- that's what irritates them most :) Don't let them get to you. "And the servants of Allah are those who walk on the earth in humility, and when the ignorant address them, they say: "Peace" [Qur'an 25:63] "And when they hear vain talk, they turn away therefrom and say: "to us our deeds and to you yours; peace be to you." [Qur'an 28: 55] "Hold to forgiveness, command what is right; but turn away from the ignorant." [Qur'an 7:199] This summarizes hate well: “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” |
| Muslims in mosques beat guyren? i went mosque for a little bit and i did get hit ive been to youth offenders loads of times ive lost count anyways i lost it the other day in mosque the guy hit me for talking i got so pissed(i have anger issues) an beat the **** out of the mosque teacher and now im wondering wheather to tell guyline or ( police i dont give a **** if ive done a sin treat humans with fuking dignaty and 1day my mate came into mosque he really needed the toilet all he asked was may i go to the toilet the guy answer NO and smacked him i stood up an the teacher started shouting at me i lobbed a table at him cos i was flipping pissed i am a good muslim but not that religous i swear fight but theese ***** need to be stopped they hit chidren aged like 6yrs old wtfffffffff im so sorry to say this to all the other muslims out but there basically peodos .................. please dont question my name ohhh it desnt sound like a muslim name i dont give a *** ! |
| Serves you right. You sound out of your mind.A mosque is to pray.If you have anger issues, you shouldn't go to the mosque to pray.Why not stay at home and pray. You went to the mosque, you should be quite,not cause havoc.And then you start talking,so he hit you.But what did you do? you beat the crap out of the mosque teacher. And you think you wanto call guyline? Thats only if you didnt hit that guy 10x worse than how you got hit. You clearly are disturbed, hurling abuse at all muslims. I advise you as a sister, please just calm down.And maybe go to see the doctor to sort out your anger issues. |
| Girlfriend is suicidel. no im not guyding and yes i have researched help.? basically, my girlfriend is extremly depressed, suicidle. she has cut her legs previously, and i got her to stop. she says that if i dont go down her house tomorrow, she will cut herself again. the problem is i just got back home yestarday and we had been together non stop for 2 weeks and just as i leave she swore and started punching things and its a 4 hour journy to hers. she is 15, i'm 18. we have been going out 6 months. and if i leave her, she will commit suicide, or at least attempt it, i'm pretty certain of that. i've explained i can't get down there, and she just says, normally your not, but right now your being a bad boyfriend... why are you being such a dick... how is that meant to make me happy?...do you want me to be this depressed? etc etc her parents are *****, so theres no use in me telling them.. all her friends knew shes always depressed and would be like 'nothing new then'.. what the hell am i meant to do, im meant to see her wednesday for a week, but she cant hold on untill then, apparently.. the **** am i meant to do, i dont want to hurt her, i love her.. she loves me. but this is stressing, yet angering. and im on msn to her right now. </3 i quote what she said: what the **** are you doing? -as in why the **** are you doing this i quote what i said: your trying to emotionally black mail me why wouldnt i be pissed off with you what the **** am i doing? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING. i quote her: youre blatently trying to make me depressed. MISSING YOU LIKE **** AND WANTING YOU HERE. thats what im ******* doing </3</3 |
| You're right. She is emotionally blackmailing you. She's also emotionally unstable, and there's very little you can do to change that. Combine her immaturity with her emotional instability, and the only recipe you're going to end up with is one for disaster. You're obviously old enough to recognize what's happening. And she's obviously guyish enough to treat you like you're her personal b*tch without experiencing any feelings of guilt or remorse. If you truly do love her, I'm guessing that you already know you have a rough road ahead of you. The only thing you can truly do is try to have an adult conversation with her about her behavior. The things she's done, the things she's doing -- all of it boils down to the fact that she's a guy who wants attention & will do anything to get it. Can you have an adult conversation with someone like that? I don't know. Can you have a mature relationship with someone like that? Probably not. What I do know is that if she loves you, she won't want to hurt you, so you need to explain to her that if she hurts herself, what she's actually doing is hurting you. And if she's okay with the thought of hurting herself to hurt you, you should probably just move on. In fact, I'd recommend running away as fast as your legs will carry you. |
| What do you think of my sick jokes? Alcohol free beer - It's like licking your sisters pussy. It tastes the same, but it's just not right. 've strapped a lawnmower engine to a cardboard box and managed to get the DVLA to register it. Time to find out whether those ***** really do buy any car. ----- 2: I was walking the dog in the park earlier, Ended up raping and murdering an old woman, I'm only guyding. I don't have a dog. ---- 3: I'm a woman, and I'm tired of you all claiming that men are smarter than women. My husband has finally proven you all wrong. He texted me just before - "Jane my little blonde bunny I cannot wait to have a night of loving tonight! Hope you're ready for the best sex you've ever had . xxx" What an idiot. First of all, my name is Sarah, secondly I'm brunette, and thirdly he's away at a conference tonight! Little girl walks into the bathroom and see her grandad taking a piss she says to her grandad "Grandad when will i have one of those between my legs" Grandad replies "when your parents go out" How many babies does it take to paint a wall? -Depends how hard you throw them You know what I like the most about having sex in the shower with a 13 year old girl? It´s that you can stroke back her hair and she will look like a 10 year old boy! |
| They are all copied from other comedians, I wouldn't count them as "your" jokes |
| I FOUND HAIR IN MY KEBAB HELP? I bought a tasty kebab at some crappy little dive run by some greeks/arabs [there all the same to me] and as i was eating it i found four black greasy curled hairs i went back in the smelly dump and slammed it on the counter "oi wFT is this Shiite you filthy ***** there's hair in my kebab refund me now" the hairy fat turk with the comb over and stained apron just stared at me with his beady eyes and I repeated myself louder and slower because these people don't take the time to learn my language. so this fat greasy sandape screams for his son or whoever at the back and this lanky streak of piss comes running out with a big *** machete. i say "hey" to distracted him as I lobbed a sauce bottle straight at this smelly Heb's face its a Direct hit the goat herder falls and i high tail it outta there **** going to prison for some FOB. |
| on yah mate |
| Our break up is becoming a war & i dont like it? ok im sorry but im going have to let all of this out because im so ******* angry i don't think i have been this angry is so ******* long. I mean GR RR i just can't let me anger out at the moment because it's mid night and i don't want to talk to anyone My ex and i broke up were both 18 ... he basically broke up with me on Valetimes day because hes a self centered prick and only thought about himself. Yeah & coz he playn for TWO football teams this [ wow does he want a ******** trophy.] and working fulltime [ congratulatiions] and the we recently only seen each other twice every week. And because apprently im pussy whipped. Uha lovely to know it's not my fault i didnt have a lot of trust in guys i mean if you have almost been raped then yeah wouldnt' u be a bit anxious to go into a relationship. i've been having phone calls all week saying that hes a prick and people are going to bash him [ I DONT WANT THAT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STAY THE **** OUT OF IT ] Now he posted a pic of him and his so called bestfriend.... it gets better... here are the comments... who the hotty did u get in with that and how old [ from his mate] we call them SLUTS from where i come from and we call people like you *****! nice of you to move on from sam so quick. if i were you id watch my back! [ sadly from my mate] Hahahahahahaha thanks Sharni your so nice but kellie is my best mate and has been for ages and if s wanna move on i can do whatever the **** i wont and btw i dont got time for girls thats why i aint going out with her no more why dont you just **** off and go be all depressed and you no that Sam is Pissed off at you i bet you didnt no that she is ... See Morejust to far up your *** to even say anything you got her pussy whipped thats another reason me and her still aint together have great life Sharni thanks bj lol [ the ex.] LOL YEAH MICKEY WATCH UR BACK AE COS WEN U TAKE UR SHIRT OFF A LL THE GIRLS JUMP ALL OVER IT COS THEY ALL WANT A PIECE :L!!! **** im a mad **** ps sharni ur a midget psps chris that sounds really sexist man dont post stuff like that on facebook [one of the thing friends] What do i do ? i got his clothes i don't want to contact him or talk to him i don't even ever want to go back on to facebook?. Should i delete his numbers. and the reason why i want to give him back his stuff is because i'm trying to change into a nicer person haha. Yes i did learn something out of the relationship. Im anger at my friend because she wrote that comment and because she was rude to him while we were going out but i can't blame everything on her i guess. I don't know and im packing up my crap and hoping on a train to NSW very soon....and im not going to people when im just going to do it when my ticket is booked which will be very soon. and question when should i hook up with a guy again? |
| You need to be the bigger person and set it all straight. |