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Is plant protein easier to digest and thus more efficient than animal protein?
Pink Lentils: 50 (cough cough) grams of protein per cup. And dirt cheap. Super easy to cook/boil.

Chicken Breasts: A little less. But super expensive and come with a lot of uninvited stuff including cholesterol. Hard to cook/fry. Fried food is not good for you anyway.

So, should I conclude that Pink Lentils are better than chicken tit-ties for protein intake? I know pink lentils are a mystery to Americans.

I can't say if the type of protein is easier to digest but Pink lentils are very good and healthy. They contain many other nutrients beside protein also. I still wouldn't exclude chicken as a healthy choice though. You don't need to fry chicken to cook it.

Are these funny , yes, no, quite, sort of, or LOL?
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays the gas all over the car.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it. (ignore this one newly weds ;)

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favourite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A. They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow around for two weeks whining.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q. What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cos no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's'nipples for ?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do women have ****?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

Some of them were quite funny and a couple were lol

Question n answer,courtesy yahoo groups?
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q: What is the difference between a regular ****** and a midget
******?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

Q: What did one vampire lesbian say the the other?
A: See you next month.

Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman
from wanting sex?
A: Its' called "Wedding Cake"

Q Why did the condom fly across the room?
A It got pissed off!!!

Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's tale?
A: The retail store.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung!

Question: How do you confuse an idiot?
Answer: 26

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
A. Sparky!

Q. How do you make a hormone???
A. Cut her **** off.

Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car
crash?
A: He's all right now.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!

Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: A submarine!

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.

Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Iceberg.

Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?
A. I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!?

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: Why is duct tape like "The Force"? A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.

Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit??
A: "Are you gonna eat that??"

Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the guys, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Megasoreass

Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a wall by a window?
A: Kurt and Rod

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Q:What's a chicken in a hot tub?
A:Soup

Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?
A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.

Q: What's the difference between a leach and the IRS?
A: The leach will leave you alone when you die!!!

Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces?
A: Because The Keep On Chasing PARKED CARS!!

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in!

Q: What's a protoscope?
A: A long tube with an asshole at either end.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!

Q: What do you call a pig with skin problems?
A: A warthog

Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!!!!!

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??
A. They both need a twelve year old boy to score!

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a tv, and a mistress and tv with cable?
A: The first one is both are at home and free, the second one is also both at home but with a FEE.

Q. What does Winnie the Poo call his mother?
A. PooNannie

Good ones...

How did you fit all that into 1000 characters?

Is this a French idiom?
Though my family is French, I was born and raised in the States, so when it comes to slang and idioms, I'm a little shaky. I tutor students in beginning French classes, and since one of my students is having a hard time with pronunciation, I thought it would help her to listen to Pink Martini's "Sympathique" while following along with the printed lyrics and a translation. I'm translating the song now, and I'm stumped by the lyrics "Les chasseurs à ma porte/comme les p'**** [ha, the site won't let me write p'-t-i-t-s. Just to clarify, I mean the contraction of the French word for "small"] soldats/qui veulent me prendre". Is "hunters at the door" something like "a wolf at the door"? Is it just a nonsense saying?

I don't know what the song's about but I think it probably is hunters.
Les chasseurs à ma porte
Comme les petits soldats
Qui veulent me prendre

Hunters at my door
Like little soldiers
Who want to take me

Sounds like it could be a song lyric to me.

You wouldnt believe what he did?
I am beautiful with a nice set of 34C but my bf wants me to go for a boobjob. All his frenz r obsessed wid big boobs and all hav gf's wd big boobs. now d latest gf isnt shy at all. we had a pool party and she was sunbathing so d guys took her bikini top and hid it and she ran around lookin for it completely topless and njying it. all the guys were passin it to each other and enjoyin watchin her run with her bouncy boobs and she was jumpin on them to get it. I saw my bf nibble her tit when he had her top and she jumped on him. her bf didnt seem to mind so i kept quite. later that evenin they were alone in the kitchen and i was walkin pass and i heard my bf tell her he enjoyed the small nibble and "wants to suck it harder till her pink nipples turn red" and she said she wud love that. she showed him one of her boobs and i walked in. bf acted like normal and she just walked out. wen i asked wots going on he said nothing and walked out.

Omg that a**. Break up with him. He's a jerk.